The Latest
Dec
05
The Bone Corral
Take it from our hero, losing a few teeth isn’t that bad in the grand scheme of things.
6 min read
Nov
28
Catapult the Swollen Bung
I think we can all agree our brains do not have our best interest at heart.
4 min read
Nov
21
That Jovial Drunken Medusa
Sometimes you have a really creative idea that everybody hates and is bad.
8 min read
Oct
03
The Dragonfly Trench
If someone’s body tells you to do something, just ignore it, OK?
5 min read
Sep
26
A Dash of Gunpowder
Nothing like the impending doom you feel when starting a new job.
8 min read
Sep
19
Give My Sisters Quiet Sleep
Sheesh what is the deal with these freakily intense teenage girls?
10 min read
Sep
12
Doctor Juice
The best chitchats happen within earshot of a beeping heart monitor.
3 min read
Sep
05
A Dying Pumpjack
This novel is absolutely not a meditation on memory and grief.
5 min read
Aug
22
Your Thighs Are Generous
Welcome to Chapter 50, I hope something noteworthy happens in this one.
6 min read
Aug
15
The Strangle Snare
Don’t insult someone’s hometown unless you’ve got time to hear its apocryphal origin story.
8 min read