The Latest
Jul
25
Esther Something
Some bars leach the daylight from your mortal soul, which can be nice.
6 min read
Jul
18
The Depth Charge
Work stories tend to be more interesting when accompanied by morning cocktails.
13 min read
Jun
27
Everybody’s Real Sorry
Now you, Dear Reader, are all caught up and know as much as I do.
3 min read
Jun
20
A Pool of Milk
I mean, aren’t we all imprisoned by the thing we’re paid to produce?
4 min read
May
23
The Merciful Wind
Animal lovers may want to avert their eyes from this one.
7 min read
May
16
Bad Ideas at Folly Dairy
The horrific stench that would irrevocably change all our lives that summer.
7 min read
May
09
Horkbucker!
Love is honoring your partner’s made-up backstory no matter how stupid it is.
6 min read
May
02
A Writhing Crystal Cobra
See if you can hold your breath for the duration of this chapter!
5 min read
Apr
25
The Nice Job Award
This is probably one of the hornier chapters.
8 min read
Apr
18
You’re Hairy and Insane
Gaze back upon our misspent youth, when bad ideas bloomed like dandelions.
5 min read