Josh Fireland

Josh Fireland

Fort Hook
Creator of CHOKEVILLE, a novel that will, if you’d like, crush you between its steely thighs.
Feb
22

Sad + Nuts

Sometimes we forget which parts of our lives are real and which are made up.
4 min read
Feb
15

Two Minutes 42 Seconds

Here is a song that has everything you need and nothing you don’t.
5 min read
Feb
08

My Love Dynamo

It’s one of those nights out where everyone knows you and would like a word.
4 min read
Jan
25

A Thick Slice of Baloney

Your night has taken a thrilling turn into absolute malarkey.
5 min read
Jan
18

The Hot Crimson Haze

Why is everyone wrecking you tonight?
5 min read
Jan
11

Oh Yeah Mulitas!

Just trying to serve up some grub when the dark specter of the past shows up.
3 min read
Jan
04

Lip, Throat, Armpit

Eating lunch on a pier is nothing but a series of angry standoffs with a seagull.
3 min read
Dec
14

My Idiot Mitts

You don’t even want to know what the platinum tier is.
5 min read
Dec
07

The Salty Abyss

Sometimes I know your heart is full of little arrows.
5 min read
Nov
30

Cha-Cha’s is Spooky

Read to the end for three simple rules to follow in literally any situation.
6 min read