The Triple Pinch
In which we finally reveal the shocking origin of Sal’s Crab House.
Chiseled Torso
Let me tell you about my secret underwater headquarters.
Intolerable Sensations
Always exciting to start a new job and lose something precious!
We’re the Archivists
Teenagers are the most terrifying thing that’s ever been invented.
The Ugly Sunrise
Can a gal get even one single nap around here?
You Girls Look Horrid
Hang on, this entire story has taken place during ONE crazy night?
The Yowling Throng
Does every surgery battle have to end in a booze-fueled riot?
Rye + Delirium
Yes, actually, this IS what men do when they get together.
An Arousing Itch
Who among us has not brawled in the bathroom of an ice cream parlor?
This Deafening Tsunami of Rage
A hasty, sweaty picaresque in five bite-sized parts.